Courage the Cowardly Dog
Courage the Cowardly Dog

Transcript - Journey to the Center of Nowhere[]

(Courage grunting)
Muriel: You can stop pumping courage. The well's gone dry.
(Courage panting)
Muriel: Eustace!
Eustace: What?!
Muriel: The well is dry. I want you to get to work right away,
and dig us a new one.

(Eustace grumbles)
Eustace: You heard her dog!
Courage: Ow!
Eustace: DIG!
Muriel: This drought is just awful. I hope we find water soon.
I don't want anything to happen to ya,
not until you're ripe, and plump, and juicy.
Then I'll pluck you, slice you, and fry you up!
Eustace, wait till ya taste my Eggplant Surprise!
Eustace: I don't eat eggplants!
Muriel: You'll eat this eggplant! And Love it!
It'll be cooked, and steamed,
until it's tasty, and tender.
And after it's cooked,
It'll be covered with my special seasonings!
Bobby Ganoosh: This, [Bobby points to the screen showing Muriel's face]
is our sworn enemy... the enemy of all eggplants!
And we shall destroy her!
Ratatouille: All hail our leader,
All hail Bobby Ganoosh!
(Crowd cheers)
Bobby Ganoosh: We shall invade the above world,
and attack the one called "Muriel"!
Ratatouille: Attack Muriel!
Crowd: ((Yeah! Yeah!))
((Now! Yeah!))
Courage: Oh no!
[Muriel Humming]
[Screen door flying open]
[Courage babbling]
Courage: (RAAWRRRRR)
Muriel: You're tryin' to tell me something about the eggplant, aren't ya?
Courage: Uh huh, uh huh, uhuhuhuhu
Muriel: I know what you're tryin' to tell me.
Courage: (Sigh)
Muriel: And the answer is yes.
Courage: Huh?
Muriel: Of course you can have some of the eggplant, Courage!
Courage: Nooo!
Muriel: Don't worry, there'll be enough for everyone.
[Courage whines]
Eustace: You loafin' dog? Didn't I tell you to dig?

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