Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Courage the Cowardly Dog

We interrupt this program to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere

with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!


[humming]

[grunting]

MURIEL: Oh, Courage.

You did such a nice job repainting my chair.

That quick-drying paint is amazing.

[mumbling]

This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System.

We interrupt this program

with an emergency tornado warning.

This is an emergency.

Watch for a tornado warning.

Oh, my. A tornado.

We better get to the cellar.

[grunting]


Oh, my. I'm stuck.

Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.

COURAGE: Quick-drying Glue Oh, no!

Aah!

Courage, hurry!

Huh?

Ooh!

You'd better find Eustace.

Aah!

Aah!

[babbling]

[gasps]

[howls]

Wake up! Wake up!

Yech!

[howls]

Aah!

Ooh!

Courage!

Courage!

Muriel!

Courage!

Aah!

Muriel!

Courage!

Muriel, I'll save you!

Ah! Oh! Ah!

Yes!

Hi!

[gasps]

I'm Muriel. I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

Muriel?

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no. Muriel!

What happened to you?

You're funny-looking.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Muriel!

You'll be home soon, Muriel.

I want to go to the candy store.

I want to buy a toy.

I want to watch TV.

I want to go to the zoo.

I want to go swimming.

I want a new doll!

I want a new front tooth!

I want a tea party.

I want a party dress.

I know I'm not gonna like this.

I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!

Ok, ok.

I'll be right back.

Muriel--what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

Aah!

[moaning]

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Hi. I'm Muriel. I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

What?

Ooh!

Huh?

I want an Easter egg!

I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Hey! Stop that!

Ha ha ha!

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry!

Ok, Ok.

This stinks.

I hate it this way.

What's wrong with it?

Less cheese.

More macaroni.

Less macaroni.

More cheese!

More cheese and macaroni.

Too much macaroni!

Ooh, perfect.

I hate macaroni and cheese.

Come on, play with me.

Play with me. Play with me!

Come on, get off of that.

You'll hurt yourself.

Ha ha ha!

You're funny-looking.

[moans]

Where a..

What are you doing, dog?

Where's Muriel?

MURIEL: Ha ha ha!

Hi, I'm Muriel.

I'm only 3112 years old.

Who're you?

Huh?

COURAGE: Aah!

Oof!

What'd you do that for, stupid dog?

Aah!

Whoops)!-

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, that's it.

Go to your room.

I don't wanna go to my room!

Aah!

Don't cry. It'll be ok.

Ok?

Guess what I found.

Booga booga booga!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

COMPUTER: To get the old Muriel back, you have to place her into a tornado that spins in the opposite direction.

Courage: Do tornados spin in reverse?

Computer: Only in the Southern hemisphere, you twit.

Courage: All the way down there?

Computer: Argentina, Chile, Ecuador, Peru… Your choice. Personally, I like the chicken tandoori in Sri Lanka.

Courage: Huh?

[babbling]

I can't take it anymore!

Aah!

I can't take it anymore either.

Good luck.

Aah!

[babbling]

Sit down. Stop it.

Stop it! Sit down!

I'm thirsty.

I'm hungry-

I'm dizzy.

I'm nauseous.

I'm gonna hurl.

I'm gonna blow chunks.

Yes.

I hope this works.

MURIEL: Geronimo!

Whew.

Excuse me, pilot.

Have you got any of those little bags of salted peanuts?

Courage!

I didn't know you could drive a plane.

[groaning]

EUSTACE: Muriel?

Muriel!

Muriel!

Muriel!

Where's my dinner?

Aah!

Courage, you're such a good driver.

But you need a little work on your parking.

TV: This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System.

The tornado emergency is over.

Now, the only thing to worry about

is that giant tidal wave roaring across the plains.

Oh, no!

Aah!

Crazy weather we've been having, huh?

[s I u rps]

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