Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Courage the Cowardly Dog


Computer: You want to be a licensed therapist? A twit like you?

[Courage types on the keyboard]

Computer: Okay. Don't get testy. I happen to be certified to certify. Just answer these questions and you'll have your license.

Courage: [nods] Mm-hm.

Computer: One; How do you spell "Our time is up, pay me lots of money"?

[Courage types on the keyboard to answer it]

Computer: There's no "Q" in "Cencinnati". Twerp. Next question. If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

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