Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Courage the Cowardly Dog

This article is a transcript of the Courage the Cowardly Dog episode "Freaky Fred" from season 2, which aired on April 13, 2001.

Locations
Bagge Farmhouse
San Andreas Fault
New York City
This transcript is Incomplete.


(It is a dark and stormy night at the farmhouse. Courage is entering something onto the computer.)

Computer: You call getting chased by a lunatic snowman scary, you twit?

(Courage frowns, and then continues typing.)

Computer: Getting shaved head to toe by a mad barber frightened you, you insect?

(Courage gives an upward glance, arms folded. Then he types some more.)

Computer: Getting chased by a she-demon underwater got you rattled, you snowflake?

(Courage growls. But he types something else in.)

Computer: What are these? Your memoirs?

Courage: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Computer: They're about as exciting as a sack of toenail clippings.

(Courage blows a raspberry.)

Computer: You flesh creatures are such mice. Scared of your own tails. If I ever get around, I'd show all of you what can be done without fear.

(Now upset, Courage disregards this, and enters something else into the computer.)

Computer: Oh yeah? Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

(Courage reaches for the power switch on the computer's side.)

Computer: Now, hold it! Don't hit that button... (powers down)

(Courage flips the switch, and the computer turns off.)

Courage: (laughs)

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