Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Courage the Cowardly Dog

SPACE CHICKEN’S WIFE: CHILDREN, I KNOW YOU HAVE ALL BEEN ANXIOUS FOR A MISSION OF YOUR OWN. NOW I MUST CALL ON YOU FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT MISSION OF ALL. IT IS UP TO YOU TO RESTORE HONOR TO OUR FAMILY, AND AVENGE YOUR FATHER. LOOK HOW YOUR PROUD AND VALIANT FATHER WAS FUMIGATED… (gasp) BY THIS DOG. (Ferocious growling) NOW, GO TO EARTH AND DESTROY DOG COURAGE…

SPACE CHICKENS: UH-HUH.

SPACE CHICKEN’S WIFE: OR DON’T COME HOME!

SPACE CHICKENS: (screaming)

MURIEL: WE’RE FINALLY REDECORATING THIS OLD CHICKEN COOP. PINK IS THE PERFECT COLOR FOR A CHICKEN COOP!

EUSTACE: PINK? (screams, then falls off ladder) WE’RE NOT RAISING ANY GIRLY CHICKENS HERE, MURIEL.

MURIEL: PINK IS VERY STYLISH, EUSTACE.

EUSTACE: BIG DEAL.

MURIEL: WELL, LET’S LET COURAGE DECIDE.

EUSTACE: WHAT?

MURIEL: OH, MY TEA!

EUSTACE: PAINT IT BLUE, YOU STUPID GIRLY-DOG!

COURAGE: (GIBBERISH)

EUSTACE: OH, WHAT’D YOU DO THAT FOR?

MURIEL: ALRIGHT, COURAGE, WE’LL HELP YOU FINISH PAINTING.

COURAGE: NO!

MURIEL: OH, MY!

COURAGE: BUT, BUT, BUT (GIBBERISH)

EUSTACE: I SAID BLUE.

MURIEL: EUSTACE! IT’S YOUR FAULT THE CHICKEN COOP BROKE. NOW, FETCH YOUR TOOLS.

EUSTACE: OH, FETCH THE TOOLS AND DO EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE…

MURIEL: COME, COURAGE, LET’S GATHER UP THE CHICKENS! YOU KNOW COURAGE, YOU LOOK RATHER CUTE BLUE.

EUSTACE: OH! STUPID DOG.

MURIEL: EUSTACE! WOULD YOU LEAVE POOR COURAGE ALONE AND HELP ME WITH THIS HEN HOUSE?

MURIEL: NOW WE CAN REBUILD IT ANY WAY WE WANT! IT’LL BE THE CHICKEN COOP OF OUR DREAMS?

COURAGE: (GASP) AAAH! OOFPH!

(TRAIN WHISTLE)

COURAGE: OOOH!

MURIEL: OH, THE TEA IS READY!

COURAGE: AAAAH!

EUSTACE: WHAT A WASTE OF GOOD WOOD. EH? AAAAH-

MURIEL: EUSTACE, I WISH YOU WOULD CONTROL YOUR TEMPER. A TRAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, REALLY.

COURAGE: HEH HEH HEH.

COURAGE: AAAH!

EUSTACE: MY TURN, STUPID DOG. LOUSY TOILET.

MURIEL: WELL, IT’S NOT A ROYAL HEN HOUSE, BUT IT IS QUITE LOVELY. COME, COURAGE, LET’S GO IN AND HAVE A LOOK-SEE! EUSTACE YOU DID A FINE JOB!

COURAGE: AAAH!

(CRYING)

MURIEL: OH, MY!

COURAGE: (GIBBERISH)

(LINE FROM BEFORE) SPACE CHICKEN’S WIFE: NOW, GO TO EARTH AND DESTROY DOG COUARGE. OR, DON’T COME HOME.

COURAGE: (GASP) (GIBBERISH)

MURIEL: GOREGEOUS. YOU SEE WHAT GLORIOUS WORK WE CAN DO WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER? AFTER ALL, THREE HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE!

COURAGE: (GULP) (SCREAM)

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