Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Courage the Cowardly Dog
  • Muriel: Ohhh... that's it! Eustace, I want a new mattress, and that's the end of the matter!
  • Eustace: "Mattress... special."
  • Courage: Oh!
  • Muriel: Oh, a mattress special?
  • Eustace: "With our mattress, we'll change your life... forever."
  • Muriel: Oh, so exciting.
  • [beeping]
  • [ringing]
  • Man: Are you ready to change your life forever?
  • Muriel: Oh, yes. I want to change my life forever.
  • Courage: This sounds too good to be true.



MAN: We have a special

on our deluxe life-changing mattress.

It's soft.

COURAGE: Uh!

MURIEL: Oh, soft.

It's smooth.

Smooth.

No lumps.

Oh, no. I don't like lumps.

We've got lumps.

We'll send it right over.

My address is--

We know! We've been waiting for you.

Oh!

No, no, no! Don't do it! This do not do!

I've always wanted a new mattress.

[door creaks open]

[whip cracks]

[whinnying]

[horse whinnying]

[whining]

This can't be happening!

[whinnies]

Ooooh!

Gm'!

[hiss]

Eeek!

I've a bad feeling about this

or my name is Nana... and it's not.

[whining]

Doesn't it look lovely?

COURAGE: Eek!

[hiss]

Aah!

[snoring]

I just can't wait to see this.

Uh!

MURIEL: Ooh, hee hee!

[hiss]

Oh, Courage, stop it!

I'm going to have a lovely little nap now.

I'll see you soon.

[Courage panting]

Ugh! Ugh!

Ooh!

[growling]

Eek!

Eek!

Oh!

[crash]

[snoring]

[door slams]

Oh, wake me up, will you?!

I'll fix you!

[gibberish]

[hiss]

Get away from me!

[deep voice] Won't you join me?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Oh!

BOTH: Aah!

Oh, can one of you boys give me a hand?

BOTH: Aah!

[animal howling]

[crickets chirping]

[chiming]

Dang mattress gave her nightmares!

[low growling]

Well, we--we can't sit here all night.

What do you mean--we?

[low growling]

She likes you. Go see how she is.

I may be man's best friend, but really!

Get up there!

[low growling]

[low growling]

[deep snoring]

Oh!

[deep voice] Courage!

Closer.

Closer.

It would be lovely

if I could have a cup...of...

tea!

  • Courage: Aah! What have you done with Muriel?

She's here with us.

MURIEL: Courage, help me!

[deep voice] Whoops. Ha ha ha!

That one slipped out.

You won't get away with this!

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do about it?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Crack]

[Crack]

[deep voice] Watch my thumb.

Oh! That was close.

Ahh, nice move, little doggie.

Huh! Slip away, will you?

1, 2, 3! Got you!

You lose!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hang on, Muriel. Help is on the way!

COMPUTER: Exorcist.

Exactly. An exorcist!

Instructions for your basic exorcism...

oh, ?W-

Just give me the instructions.

"To perform an exorcism...

put on a flowing garment."

Huh?

"Incantation to exorcise demon."

What?

"Hullaballoo and howdy doo.

Musty prawns and timbuktu."

"Yeltzy bye and hippity poo.

Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo."

Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo hoo hoo?

G rrrr!

Get that demon! Get that demon!

Hullaballoo and howdy doo.

Eh...

musty prawns and Tim-Timbuktu.

[deep voice] Ha ha ha ha!

Call that an incantation?

Ha ha ha ha!

Hullaballoo and howdy doo.

Speak up.

Won't hear you in the balcony.

Ha ha ha ha!

Arrgh! Musty prawns and Timbuktu!

Yeltzy bye and hippity poo.

Face it, sonny.

You're a failure!

Ha ha ha ha!

Yay, farmer.

Come on! Give me a break!

I can do it!

Want a tip?

Yeah, sure.

[loud gurgling]

Aah!

[Courage panting]

Yes!

Ha!

Rabba loo rowdy roo.

Rarara riparoo roo roo!

Rary ruff rippity roo.

Rick 'em in the ristpan, roo roo roo!

[whines]

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh!

Hullaballoo and howdy doo!

Musty prawns and tim-- oh!

Uh! Uh!

Gm'!

Eek!

EUSTACE: Heh heh heh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aah!

Hee hee heh heh!

Ohh!

Gm'!

[gibberish]

Uh!

[whines]

Uh!

Hey!

Uh!

[beeping]

We're not satisfied at all!

Take your special mattress back!

[whip cracks]

[horse whinnies]

[hiss]

Now, isn't this cozy?

Now, this is a bed I can sleep in any day.

[low growling]

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